So I've had an idea for the last few months of a photo set that I want to do, but due to the elaborate nature of the setup, I don't think it's going to happen. First of all, I would need a photographer. Not just to take the shots, but to help me set things up & make sure I didn't end up getting hurt too badly.

What I want to do is head out into the woods (the wooded area on the riverbank would do fine), and be crucified. Not literally with spikes, I guess just lashing my wrists & legs to the crucifix would suffice. I'd be shooting it in weather like we have in my city right now - freezing cold, but not covered in snow yet. I want my breath to show up in the photos. Actually, it'd be even better if I was doused with hot water so that I'd steam alot. And I'd probably be naked, since I think it would suit the rawness of nature and uhh... being killed. I'd even be willing to stigmatize myself for realism - cut myself to shreds so that my wounds matched those of jeebus when he died.

So if anyone wants to crucify me, lemme know. Until then, I'll settle for more boring ideas. Maybe I'll go draw a stupid horse or something.